JIZZ

JIZZ. A memecoin that is more memeable then the most memeable meancoins to ever exist. We have all seen crazy frog and rabid dog memes, but nobody have ever seen the likes of JIZZ.

JIZZ COIN ROADMAP

When Metavaxx and the JIZZ COIN started out we really had no roadmap. We had an idea that quickly gained support and snoballed to where we are today. JIZZ is a meme coin that we hope someday will shape our future and help make this world a safer place. Imagine some day using your JIZZ coin to pay for a house or buy a car. Everyone should have zero expectation of financial return or getting rich from the JIZZ, But as we build the company we are seeing more and more a value to what we do on a global basis. JIZZ was a meme coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return other than a great logo, But as people are coming to understand what we provide that is quickly changing. As far as the management team developing our community, this is our first attempt at doing anything like this. Our main company which is called Metavaxx truly is something special and we are building that and all of its digital assets to help make this world a better place. All of our assets and launching of products can be seen at Metavaxx.io

January 2023

Metavaxx began its venture.

Metavaxx built the unvaccinatedfertilitydoctors.com website to help women and couples who are trying to conceive with unvaccinated sperm. We are building a network of doctors to help people with this goal. Currently, it is nearly impossible to get answers.

February 2023 to Present

Metvaxx has taken on more websites to help people.

As we were building out the site and database for unvaccinated fertility doctors and patients, we realized there was so much more people were looking for. So we built database sites for Low Birth Rates, unvaccinated blood, unvaccinated stem cells, unvaccinated organs, and unvaccinated breast milk.

March 2023 to Present

Mobile Apps

We have now built and are launching a dating mobile app for unvaccinated people to meet people of like mind. We are also launching a dating mobile app for vaccinated people to meet people of like mind also.

About Us

The JIZZ meme coin is here for entertainment and fun. If it happens to make people rich that's great, but please for Gods sake do not ever invest a penny into any crypto that is not speculative money.

The founders of Metavaxx created the JIZZ meme coin to do nothing more than bring awareness to the importance of what Metavaxx is doing. Please take a look at Metavaxx.io to see for yourself. We figured what better way to have people see us than creating our own meme coin like this frog coin everyone went crazy over and all the other game changers and disruptors that areout there.

  • About step 1: Successfully launch and build our websites.
  • About step 2: Successfully launch our mobile apps.
  • About step 3: Successfully launch the JIZZ coin.
  • About step 4: Although we are new in the Crypto space, we really do want to make a difference in this world and help as many people as we can.

Unique Features Of The JIZZ

The unique features of the JIZZ coin is that it is part of the Metavaxx family and that nobody else is even trying to do research and work in this space in our capacity. Being able to log all of our research on the blockchain will guarantee our place and time in history as we are true pioneers. Although we can not predict any performance ever from the JIZZ coin it would be great if people really could understand our vision. All of our websites and mobile apps are here to help everyone. Many people believe our Medical Freedom is a God given right and globally that this right has been taken away. We do not advocate for or against any vaccines and we can not make any medical claims. What we do bring to the table is our thirst for truth and information and our platforms are here to help everyone. In essence, we will publish all new information we receive and everyone is entitled to their own opinion and do their research form there.

JIZZ TECHNOLOGY

Our proprietary software, multiple life enhancing websites, mobile apps to connect like minded individuals, and low birth rate research that connects all of our digital assets to the blockchain. Also, we do have a great logo. We know what we are doing is for the greater good and helping people.

JIZZ Features

We have all of our websites that are powered by Metavaxx and are in a space where nobody else is looking to help people that have hard questions that nobody seems to be able or wants to answer. Again, we have a great name and logo. Jizzy is his or her name.

JIZZ Objective

We hope that our meme coin JIZZ Coin can bring awareness to our parent company Metavaxx and all the good we are trying to do. Will this help? We are doing our best to find out. To date the JIZZ was for fun, but with the constant support from people all around the world we will leave our footprint in history.

Our Team Members

Are you kidding? Who wouldn't really want their name and face associated with this. Send us pics and we will post our followers on Twitter.

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JIZZY

OG Original Gangster JIZZ
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L JIZZLE

(HJIC) Head Jizz In Charge(Female) Needs to be as important as any Male. Has a problem with alcohol, serious daddy issues, and is mentally and physically abusive.
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JIZZELLE

Woke LQBTG JIZZ. Doesn't know if it is a Male or Female, doesn't know its race or religion. Just knows it is here and demands to be respected. We only put this Jizz on the team to not hurt the general publics feelings.
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TOKEN JIZZ

TOKEN is our token minority JIZZ
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EL NICK JIZZ

Nick is our Mexican Jizz. He is actually Italian, but looks more Mexican. He is a Red Sox fan which makes it even worse, But El Nick is legally here.
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Abduljizza

Our Jizz that represents all our mideastern people. He is actually friendly despite looking untrustworthy.
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Wangjizzle

Say hi to Wangjizzle the Asain Jizz. He is here to help with day to day things and being Asian makes us appear smarter than we are. He can cook a mean fried rice.
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Gandjizz

Our magic carpet snake charming Indian Jizz. HE is very tech savy which makes us all look more intelligent.

What Our Clients Say About US

Here are some of the things people have said to us as we have prepared to bring the JIZZ coin to market. Some are funny, some are insane, and some truly see the bigger picture of the JIZZ parent company.

Dude, the Jizz is the funniest thing I have ever seen. I think the whole thing is completely insane, but then again what isn't in the world today. I do see the value in the websites and I will use the dating app when my wife is ignoring me. Good luck to the folks at Jizz.

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Phil K Ratom

Retired Surfer

I do not believe in anything conventional and do not trust anything the media has to say, but I believe in the Jizz and the possibilities it has. I also think all of the Cryptos are doomed and the only wallet left will be the Lobstr. I hope you can get the Jizz on the stellar network please.

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Biggs Sheen

Sovereign Citizen

Where do I begin. I really haven't left my house in years since the pandemic started. I stay home with my cats most of the time. I found out about the Jizz from a friend. I like the idea and I really like the logo. I sadly missed out on many of the other meme coins that worked out well. I am investing in the Jizz and hoping it shoots straight up to the sky, If not I will just stay home forever.

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Sam M

Investor

When I first heard of the Jizz I thought it was a joke, but after researching the parent company Metavaxx I truly believe the company is out to help people. I will be making a small investment into the Jizz coin. What do I know, I catch lobster, have IBS, and voted for Obama.

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Jimmy C

Editor/Know it all

Frequently Asked Questions

Please take a few minutes to red some of the questions we get asked constantly. There are so many other cray and insane questions we are asked so we tried as best we can to list some of the more serious questions. Remember the coin is called JIZZ. How serious can you take us.

The Jizz was originally created as a joke by the people at Metavaxx.io. The Jizz soon took on a life of its own. We realized that whether the coin goes up, down, or sideways, this will get us the exposure we need here at Metavaxx so people can see how important our mission is and how we are here to help people all over the world.

Really? Why the hell not. We have all seen some frog coin go insane. We have all seen some Dog on a coin go ballistic. We have all seen NFT's with pictures of monkeys sell for a fortune. Why not a sperm called Jizz. At least the Metavaxx people have a real company and mobile apps designed to help like minded people come together.

The first website Metavaxx rolled out is called unvaccinatedfertilitydoctors.com. The site is designed to help people looking to conceive using only unvaccinated sperm. We look to help people reach doctors that are willing to help them. Many people really feel that medical decisions are their God given right and the many of there rights have been taken away. We are building a network of doctors as we speak. We then decided to create a website for unvaccinated blood donors, unvaccinated stem cells, unvaccinated blood, Low Birth Rate and unvaccinated breast milk. These are works in progress but the entire infrastructure and websites are live. The JIZZ is the byproduct of our original site and ties us all together.

The answer to that is yes. We have developed two dating apps. The first is called NOVAXX. The app is designed to help unvaccinated people connect with other unvaccinated people for chatting, friendship, and love. The second app is called VAXXED. This app is designed and meant for people who are vaccinated to meet like minded others for the same. The Novaxx is currently approved on google play and we will be starting our marketing campaign soon as soon as we are approved for IOS in the Apple store. Apple are gangsters and since they control the world, take their sweet time approving anything. The Vaxxed app is complete for both the Android and IOS and will be submitted for approval as soon as the Novaxx gets approved.

The Metavaxx company is self funded and everything up to date has been all the Metavaxx company. Metavaxx sadly will need to find investors and do some type of raise to push everything to the level we want to see and will cost a small fortune. Anyone out there with a solid offer can contact us. Please be for real. No stock scammers, not coin rug pull people, no bullshit. We want to pave the way and help people and at the same time not get screwed to death by some Wall Street suit that gets rich and leaves us for dead.

Ha. We are till trying to figure this all out. We are not crypto guys. We have a great concept and ideas and are building a great company. For now people can get Jizz here on our ICO website. We only minted 200 million tokens so this is not going to be some free for all with a zillion worthless coins. We are applying to several exchanges and will make announcements as we get approved on different exchanges. The funny part we are finding out is that everyone offering to help us get listed so far has been a two bit hustler and trying to take advantage of us. The being said we will go slow and do our due-diligence and try our best to get this right.

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