JIZZ
JIZZ. A memecoin that is more memeable then the most memeable meancoins to ever exist. We have all seen crazy frog and rabid dog memes, but nobody have ever seen the likes of JIZZ.
Unique Features Of The JIZZ
The unique features of the JIZZ coin is that it is part of the Metavaxx family and that nobody else is even trying to do research and work in this space in our capacity. Being able to log all of our research on the blockchain will guarantee our place and time in history as we are true pioneers. Although we can not predict any performance ever from the JIZZ coin it would be great if people really could understand our vision. All of our websites and mobile apps are here to help everyone. Many people believe our Medical Freedom is a God given right and globally that this right has been taken away. We do not advocate for or against any vaccines and we can not make any medical claims. What we do bring to the table is our thirst for truth and information and our platforms are here to help everyone. In essence, we will publish all new information we receive and everyone is entitled to their own opinion and do their research form there.
JIZZ TECHNOLOGY
Our proprietary software, multiple life enhancing websites, mobile apps to connect like minded individuals, and low birth rate research that connects all of our digital assets to the blockchain. Also, we do have a great logo. We know what we are doing is for the greater good and helping people.
JIZZ Features
We have all of our websites that are powered by Metavaxx and are in a space where nobody else is looking to help people that have hard questions that nobody seems to be able or wants to answer. Again, we have a great name and logo. Jizzy is his or her name.
JIZZ Objective
We hope that our meme coin JIZZ Coin can bring awareness to our parent company Metavaxx and all the good we are trying to do. Will this help? We are doing our best to find out. To date the JIZZ was for fun, but with the constant support from people all around the world we will leave our footprint in history.
Our Team Members
Are you kidding? Who wouldn't really want their name and face associated with this. Send us pics and we will post our followers on Twitter.
JIZZY
OG Original Gangster JIZZL JIZZLE
(HJIC) Head Jizz In Charge(Female) Needs to be as important as any Male. Has a problem with alcohol, serious daddy issues, and is mentally and physically abusive.JIZZELLE
Woke LQBTG JIZZ. Doesn't know if it is a Male or Female, doesn't know its race or religion. Just knows it is here and demands to be respected. We only put this Jizz on the team to not hurt the general publics feelings.TOKEN JIZZ
TOKEN is our token minority JIZZEL NICK JIZZ
Nick is our Mexican Jizz. He is actually Italian, but looks more Mexican. He is a Red Sox fan which makes it even worse, But El Nick is legally here.Abduljizza
Our Jizz that represents all our mideastern people. He is actually friendly despite looking untrustworthy.Wangjizzle
Say hi to Wangjizzle the Asain Jizz. He is here to help with day to day things and being Asian makes us appear smarter than we are. He can cook a mean fried rice.Gandjizz
Our magic carpet snake charming Indian Jizz. HE is very tech savy which makes us all look more intelligent.What Our Clients Say About US
Here are some of the things people have said to us as we have prepared to bring the JIZZ coin to market. Some are funny, some are insane, and some truly see the bigger picture of the JIZZ parent company.
Frequently Asked Questions
Please take a few minutes to red some of the questions we get asked constantly. There are so many other cray and insane questions we are asked so we tried as best we can to list some of the more serious questions. Remember the coin is called JIZZ. How serious can you take us.
The Jizz was originally created as a joke by the people at Metavaxx.io. The Jizz soon took on a life of its own. We realized that whether the coin goes up, down, or sideways, this will get us the exposure we need here at Metavaxx so people can see how important our mission is and how we are here to help people all over the world.
Really? Why the hell not. We have all seen some frog coin go insane. We have all seen some Dog on a coin go ballistic. We have all seen NFT's with pictures of monkeys sell for a fortune. Why not a sperm called Jizz. At least the Metavaxx people have a real company and mobile apps designed to help like minded people come together.
The first website Metavaxx rolled out is called unvaccinatedfertilitydoctors.com. The site is designed to help people looking to conceive using only unvaccinated sperm. We look to help people reach doctors that are willing to help them. Many people really feel that medical decisions are their God given right and the many of there rights have been taken away. We are building a network of doctors as we speak. We then decided to create a website for unvaccinated blood donors, unvaccinated stem cells, unvaccinated blood, Low Birth Rate and unvaccinated breast milk. These are works in progress but the entire infrastructure and websites are live. The JIZZ is the byproduct of our original site and ties us all together.
The answer to that is yes. We have developed two dating apps. The first is called NOVAXX. The app is designed to help unvaccinated people connect with other unvaccinated people for chatting, friendship, and love. The second app is called VAXXED. This app is designed and meant for people who are vaccinated to meet like minded others for the same. The Novaxx is currently approved on google play and we will be starting our marketing campaign soon as soon as we are approved for IOS in the Apple store. Apple are gangsters and since they control the world, take their sweet time approving anything. The Vaxxed app is complete for both the Android and IOS and will be submitted for approval as soon as the Novaxx gets approved.
The Metavaxx company is self funded and everything up to date has been all the Metavaxx company. Metavaxx sadly will need to find investors and do some type of raise to push everything to the level we want to see and will cost a small fortune. Anyone out there with a solid offer can contact us. Please be for real. No stock scammers, not coin rug pull people, no bullshit. We want to pave the way and help people and at the same time not get screwed to death by some Wall Street suit that gets rich and leaves us for dead.
Ha. We are till trying to figure this all out. We are not crypto guys. We have a great concept and ideas and are building a great company. For now people can get Jizz here on our ICO website. We only minted 200 million tokens so this is not going to be some free for all with a zillion worthless coins. We are applying to several exchanges and will make announcements as we get approved on different exchanges. The funny part we are finding out is that everyone offering to help us get listed so far has been a two bit hustler and trying to take advantage of us. The being said we will go slow and do our due-diligence and try our best to get this right.
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